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Dude, it's on the poster. http://www.xxxchurch.com

Not that I'm looking at porn. Because I'm a nice little girl. Yep, God's going to smite me any second. jessica hahn? and what's that other sluts name that was with jimmy swaggert? *snaps fingers* Christian Porn - the ultimate definition of an oxymoron... Donna Rice? The URL is on the banner - http://www.xxxchurch.com . It is a site that helps men who have realized that pornography is destroying them and extends the hand of God to help them break the habit. What can I say, Jesus gets me hot. Anybody have any extra bibles? Mines all sticky. I like to dress up like Mary Magdalane when I have sex. Its inspirational. I put the "Oral" in to Oral Roberts. Oh yeah. That's right. Jesus isn't the one that made me gay. Im that way all by myself. But if Jesus is available, i mean, im just saying. Does masturbating on sunday count? I find it hard to beleive the things people are saying - A joke about Jesus isn't funny. It is sad because the people that are doing it are just lost.
These people that act and say these things need prayer. Im not gay so, mr.gayguy err Amos S. if you meet jesus in heaven or werever put it in his ass for me. You know who lookes like jesus?... Homeless men, why don't you just give all the hairy men you see a reason to pray, for the dick to get out of there ass of course. Chances are one of them has to be jesus. I would like to fuck hs vergion mom though mmmm vergin.

O i just realized im lost, Sad please pray for me save my desperate soul its yerning for holy goodnes. No wate my dick needs a hole to put itself in. Screw my soul. You Brainwashed cristian freak go to hell i damn you muhahahahahaha lmFAO! I went to this site. Hilarious.
Also, stop making the jesus jokes, your gonna offend mikeys religious beliefs.....hehe It's scary and sad to see most of the comments here. Just like most addictions out there sexual addiction is very damaging.

It is quite commendable that the dudes who set up xxxchurch.com braved the "Adult Video News" trade show in Las Vegas to reach out to those who have been broken by pornography and other sexual addictions.

In this day and age where people have become "lovers of themselves" ... such acts of selflessness indeed need our praise! U, Me, and Roger Rabbit in a 3some...think about it! Hope you are a girl rabbit, o/w forgetaboutit! so aren't there naked pornstars at these events....and these guys weren't looking huh?..."the first look is the lord's..." by the way jesus hung with prostitutes and got pissed at the guys makin' cash at the temple... geeze... I cannot believe the ignorance that is running rampant here.

Anyone who thinks himself to be "open minded" yet still insults Christians and the Christian faith is a hypocrite.

Jesus' final commandment before ascending to Heaven was to love each other... therefore it's not my place to condemn you people. However, you need to take a serious look at yourselves... even by your own standards you are failing... how can you ever hope to measure up to God's? You cannot. I cannot. No one can... that is why Jesus had to die in the most horrible way imaginable. He lived a perfect, sinless life... but He was murdered as a criminal. An infinite sacrafice for infinite sin. He took your place, you just need to accept that, ask forgiveness, and you shall be free...

Even if you don't believe in the concept of hell, certainly you've felt the shame and guilt associated with certain behavior. The shame and the guilt are shackles that keep you bound to sin. Accept Jesus as your personal savior, and He will remove the shackles. Or you can continue to reject His free gift and be trapped in the shackles of sin forever.

The choice is yours. actually jesus did curse that fig tree because there were no figs on it. and it wasn't even the season for figs was it? and the tree did die. a bit harsh jesus! he was crabby that day because that was right before he went and smashed up that temple. temper temper.

religion is a great way not to have to think any deeper isnt it? and if you get them young enough, they might not ever question it.

great stuff. go Christianity go! personally I like sex in missionary position, with the lights off, and only on wednesday nights. but then again I was voted least likely to get laid by the senior class in high school. proved those bastards wrong too! Just throw a petrol bomb in there. i've seen the webpage. It cost a whole lottta money to run too. the amazing thing is these two souther california ministers run the site with their own money. It's like they put 15,000 of their own dollars into it. It's a giant step of faith and it's incredible how far they go to minister. Jesus has really led them. And don't make anymore gay Jesus jokes. Jesus does nothing but love you with the kind of love that a mother has for a child. About the fig tree comment.
Jesus was saying by prayer we can ask for anything what we want, but we need to believe in that, forgiving everyone who has wronged us. I like to look at porn but am also a Christian. Complete double standards. I know what I do is sinful but can not help my weakness. About the crude comments in previous entries, I say this. I am sorry for you because of what will happen to you but I cannot judge your ignorance. That will come christain porn??? whats up with that. i mean man that's kinda opposite isn't? you may laugh at the concept of christian porn, but remember, 20 years ago, people laughed at "christian rock" and called it an oxymoron. nowadays, P.O.D., jars of clay, chevelle, swithfoot, and many others are millionaires.

only time will tell. i swear christians are the vilest bunch of liars and deceivers on the planet...besides internet advertisers of course. the name and motto of this heap of steaming URL is testament to that by itself. the nerve of people trying to impose their beliefs and value systems by deliberatly obfuscating details is sickening. if people needed help so badly that they would look for this site, why would a cute "gimmick" be needed at all? and do you really think that making your church and your porn so closely similiar would really be helping? Thats like having an AA meeting next door to a liquor store or NA meeting across the street from the crack house. good job. and to that brainwashed fool somewhere in the middle that actually said that the shameful feelings that come along with certain NATURAL human activities are signs of sin nagging at your soul and keeping you shackled... what that is is puritanical shame coming from hundreds of years of christian repression, being taught to us by pedophile, miscreant priests and insecure leaders that want to keep our minds shackled and docile. you know that your wife and your daughter and your MOM want to go out and FUCK, in that beautiful way that animals can't (without having babies or being a slave to breeding seasons, having orgasms and enjoying hot stinky sweaty sex with anyone they want without regard for the whitebred little dick prude thats crying to his unanswering god at home)...and that theres no way to stop it without making them neurotic and embarassed for their (supposedly) GOD MADE chemical makeup. you speak in a typically euro-centric 'there-is-no-one-else-in-the-world' manner... ask an aborigine or some other person who has never had the 'benefit' of christian oppression or forced conversion or extensive re-programming of church led abashment and ask them if they have the same feeling of guilt when they are rubbing it, fucking multiple partners or banging your wife. you make me sick by posting anonymously on a website (without even a made up email addy) that doesn't have anything to do with your male driven rhetoric and vomiting all over our time and space. I also love how you take the lords name in vain at the very beginning like a good little hypocrite. grow up and let the truly free thinking people think for themselves and leave us alone. we'll pay in the after life. uhhhhhh where's the prrn?? no no thats a bunch of guys that care enough to step out of the boundaries of mainline christian denominations to help those christians who struggle with porn and other things. yes, they are a bit out there but they got your attention now didn't they. and thats what they were lookin for, your attention. their not porn stars you dummies. *H* stands for "considered homosexual by most historians"
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A PATTERN?

(0)Christians conceal Jesus' homosexuality.

http://www.bare-jesus.net/evorwort.htm

(1)II Samuel 1:25,26 David spoke of Jonathan:
"thy love to me was wonderfull, passing the love of women"

(2)Jesus rides an ass into Jerusalem and is crucified.
The ass is an animal with peculiar sexual habits used by Egyptians to signify foreigners(not Egyptians).

(3)Alexander the Great *H* conquers the old world. At death, his "boy"friends run the world.
(4)God Jupiter/Zeus goes queer and loses to Jesus.
(5)Emperor Constantine *H* makes Jesus worship the official religion of Roman Empire.
(6)Priests are celibate only because they do not defile themselves with vaginal secretions i.e. women.
(7)Catholic sex is gonad activity with your wife using the missionary position and only for precreation. What one does for the nine months during the pregnancy is presumably nothing.
(8)Patriarchy loves phallus and reaks with contempt for femaleness.
(9)King James *H* of England has bible mistranslated into English.

DO YOU SEE A PATTERN?
Premise: Western Civilization may have been shaped by a homosexual cult i.e. Catholic Church.
For closet CHRISTOPHILEs: Premise is historical and is not homophobic.
http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1178.cfm OK, I just want to go on record and say: people need to not take stuff so seriously. I think pretty much everything on this page is funny.

Really.

And, as for the AA next to a liquor store analogy, I've been in AA for three years, and I take issue with the whole concept that people are not able to manage their "addictions" period. I can't do it alone, for myself, but that's what I go to AA for. These people that masturbate and have issues about it believe differently than I do about what is wrong. I don't even necessarily believe that drinking is wrong, but it ruined my life and I had to find help from a higher power (in AA he/she/it can be anything I want it to be) to stop. If these people think that masturbating is going to ruin their lives or that they'll end up in hell, or that they won't be close enough to God then they need to deal with that. Ask God for help, guys, but you've got to get help and do some work if you want to stop. But PLEASE even though we all may be going to hell, you don't need to tell us why. Honestly, in your opinion how many people have you changed by preaching to them? Why would people want to be like you if you don't even seem to like yourselves? Get your own sh*t sorted out before you start telling other people how to run their lives.

And long live the Jesus jokes! I believe he'd understand. Kakka I Have a toilet. I may just want to use it. You have a toilet... Lets see that go down... Do you know what I'm expressing??? I mean... Doesn't anybody here have a Fricken mandate for the cause at hand? Clearly, we must carry onward, despite the contrary. what kind of FUCKING trash talk is that shit? that bullshit like...toilet talk is fucked. Sure I use the toilet ive got but does that mean anything? fuck you and your ideas toilet luser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!!
X-TIAN PORN?? I'M SHITTING MY PANTS I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! it is there,christian porn is there,everybody should know about it,becouse christianity is all about myths,it is a failed religion which takes a person to hell directly.. johos, cristians, jews, KKK etc, what the difference? they a trying to infect the uninfected, my advice is save your self from the madness, stay clean and , i never really liked cristian stuff, like the time i got forced into a cristian group called kucca by my mum, it waz HELL! Didn't get sent 2 heaven there! Oh, and wot the hell is with the toilet person? Strange site...maybe i'll come back for some intoxicated reason... i've been a christian for three years now. i used to think the whole thing was a load of crap. thought the world would be a better place without religion. one was just as bad as another. what changed? me. two good friends of mine are christians and they told me all about their beliefs. i argued with them and pointed out all of the problems with the christian faith. over time, however, i saw that there was truth in what they said. i had been searching for true love for some time and none of the girls i dated ever filled that longing. i was dieing inside and i thought that i should look into what jesus taught. i now am a believing christian, and not afraid to be challenged in that. i know how stupid the whole thing looks. i can understand why so many people treat it like a joke. you can call me weak or stupid, but i know what i believe and i didn't start believing easily. i believe because it is the most logical explanation i have found for this ache. jesus fills that hole. if there's anyone who feels the way i did, seek God. i left my email because i am not shamed of what i wrote and because i welcome anyone who has a question or comment to email me. thanks for reading all i had to say. God bless. Whoa... whoa whoa...

I feel i must remind you that supposing God does exist, (and i know he does cos i've seen Him but you most likely haven't) then making sexual jokes about Jesus may not be a good idea cos if its all true, then He's watching you remember?

And if you're right and im wrong, then what do you gain? A wee argument. If you're wrong you burn. Think about that when you die and your life flashes before your eyes at judgement... oh yeah. that's a good argument. i'm gonna believe in God because, well... just in case. nevermind that whole actual "faith" issue. good one! Well I think its sad that you guys would be so offended. I meen your all supposed to be open minded and its a porn expo right. Whats the big deal if some one wants to speak there mind on porn? Just because its a diffrent view, I meen if they were there exibeting cheese I might be a little confused, but they were there to talk about porn at a porn expo. You say your not trapped and that God isnt real, then why make such a big deal about it. Shoulndt you get back to your exiting and satifing life of beating off and lubing up. Okay, I think its kind of lame that you guys are so offended. Considering that you all claim to be open minded. I meen it is a porn expo right? Okay if they were there exibeting cheese i might be a little confused, but they were at a porn expo talking about porn. I think you need to question why you care so much. If you are so confadent in who you are why make such a big deal? Man it was one booth out of hundreds, lol. Now shouldn't you be hurrying along to get back to you soul satisfing life of lubing up and jerking off? lol. Jesus died for your sins. Make sure they were good ones! no comment I shall squash you! something was I said Christian_hallajula, pass the alter-boy butt. The reason that I think Christians get offended by porn is because it devalues a women. I have looked at porn many of times and I find that now (this is just personal expirience) I see women in a different light. So maybe they just want to stop devaluing women.

Also I would say what these guys did not matter what you think they are all about, I mean they put tons of their own money into it, under alot of scrutiny and probably not something that many people would ever do. At least give them that. It's not just about devaluing women, it's about devaluing yourself.

My personal experience is that the more you look at porn, the more you only see women as sex objects and not as people.

And that devalues us men more than it does the women. I think that's pretty cool. They're doing something proactive against something that's addicting and degrading. There are no positive benefits to porn other than the one that lasts for 30 seconds. no I would just like to point out that the url is actually on the picture in the bottom right hand corner, it says xxxchurch.com. you should visit it and see what's on it. It's a great site! the sites in the picture..and its not a porn site its a anti-porn site created by two ministers

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